| Billsticker | Date: Wednesday, 2012-04-25, 2:16 AM | Message # 1 |
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| God went to the Germans and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better."
And the Germans asked, "What are Commandments?"
And the Lord said, "They are rules for living."
"Can you give us an example?"
"Thou shalt not kill."
"Not kill? We're not interested."
So He went to the Italians and said, "I have Commandments."
And the Italians wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not steal."
"Not steal? We're not interested."
He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."
The French wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not commit adultery."
"Not commit adultery? We're not interested."
He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."
"Commandments?" they said, "How much are they?"
"They're free."
"We'll take 10."
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| Culzie | Date: Saturday, 2012-05-05, 10:21 PM | Message # 2 |
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| Ha  Good 'un. Poor old Jews.  If its not them its the Scots for being tight-fisted
Ulster Protestants consider themselves to be a separate nation. This nation they call Ulster
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| fnaf12a | Date: Friday, 2024-01-12, 4:28 AM | Message # 3 |
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